Hi. I’m Zookie LaRoux.
I love bad movies. Like Luke Skywalker finding goodness in his child murdering father before trying to murder his nephew and running off to suck green milk from the titty of an alien, I too try to find goodness in the most unforgivably confounding movies.
Join me in my quest for the very best in cinematic cheese.
Latest from the Blog
Six-Year-Olds In Command of a Tank: Zookie Explains Why Star Wars Sucks Now
When I was a six, my uncle Mickey was a tank commander in the New Jersey National Guard. Mickey liked to show off. So, one chilly spring morning he took me and my pal Ritchie to not only go see the tanks, but to climb around on them! I thought it was the greatest day…
The Celluloid Buzzard 