Hi. I’m Zookie LaRoux.
I love bad movies. Like Luke Skywalker finding goodness in his child murdering father before trying to murder his nephew and running off to suck green milk from the titty of an alien, I too try to find goodness in the most unforgivably confounding movies.
Join me in my quest for the very best in cinematic cheese.
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Zookie LaRoux reviews The Package (2013) Starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dolph Lundgren.
Can You Do The Double Shuffle With Your Balls in A Can? A Review of The Executioners From Shaolin (1977)
The son starts training, but the instruction manual for the big iron mannequin is too damaged to read (don’t you hate it when that happens?). He lies to his mom and claims training is going well, but mom sees the way he handles the flaming balls and is worried.
There is a moment in The New Legend of Shaolin (1994) where Shaolin Oscar Wilde flies through the air to rescue a nearly naked child falling into a vat of wax hot enough to dissolve a rat only to land on his back with the child’s ass in his face. The child farts, Shaolin Oscar Wilde writhes foppishly and Jet Li goes back to fighting a man spackled head to foot with either excrement, mud or Taco Bell refried beans.